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Tiny Smalls: My son felt so betrayed when he found out there was no Santa Claus!
Puff Mommie: Really! Interesting!
Tiny Smalls: Or an Easter Bunny!
Puff Mommie: It can be pretty traumatic when you find out that all these wonderful beings that you think exist really dont exist!
Tiny Smalls: He said is Jesus false too?
Puff Mommie: Whatd you say to that?
Tiny Smalls: I said no Jesus is real!
Puff Mommie: Didnt you find out about Jesus that same way you found out about Santa and the Easter Bunny?
Tiny Smalls: What a you mean?
Puff Mommie: Didnt someone tell you there was a Santa Claus and an Easter Bunny?
Tiny: Yeah! They did
Puff Mommie: Didnt someone tell you there was a Jesus?
Tiny: Yeah! So?
Puff Mommie: Did anyone ever take you to the North Pole to see Santa Claus?
Tiny: No! They didn't
Puff Mommie: Did anyone ever take you to meet Jesus?
Tiny: No! They didn't! So bloody what?
Puff Mommie: Well how do you know that Jesus exists? Since you learned about him the same way you learned about Santa and have about as much proof that Jesus exists as you do that Santa exists, maybe hes like Santa and the Easter Bunny!
Tiny Smalls: @#*%! $#%^!
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